Pig Goes Outdoors
I want to start by saying that I take full moral responsibility for what happened today.
Dapper Dan's Diary
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The Stick Policy
I would like to talk about the rules of this household. Specifically, I would like to talk about who is enforcing them and whether the standards are being…
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The Candle Problem
I want to be precise about the timeline here, because I think it matters. The candle first appeared approximately six weeks ago.
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The Other Dog Incident
This is not a boast — it is simply a fact about the superiority of my sensory architecture.
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The Ball Situation
It is 3:47 in the afternoon. The light is perfect — that golden, low-angled autumn light that hits the yard just right and makes everything look like a…
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